Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Animals Bred:	181
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1229	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NephewTrollBegone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ores Mined:	9270
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7949	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoConseqRuleBreaker

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Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StarshipSkyHigh

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4615	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blockia Minecraft

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Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3161	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	826	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

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🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
How can I vote for server resets?	You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
Is there a land claim system available?	No, there is no land claim system on this server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4694
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

10. Family, 11. Selling off, 12. Investing, 13. Market speculation, 14. Digital assets, 15. Financial future, 16. Market trends, 17. Investment strategies, 18. Market volatility, 19. Crypto community, 2. Ethereum, 20. Asset management., 3. Binance, 4. cryptocurrency, 5. Normies, 6. Potential gains, 7. Risk, 8. High level, 9. Friends, Bitcoin, Invasion, Minecraft, Normie, smp

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

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Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	7392
Emeralds Found:	8395	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

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yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Half Year Kids Land

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

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so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.