CraziestCrimeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	251	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	168
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	6155

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5113	Votes:	2191
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3422
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Votes:	3869	Magic Items Found:	4442
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Holy Grails Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7663
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Ores Mined:	8650	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2030	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crops Grown:	3334	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crops Grown:	7044	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7670
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7