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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6711 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7640 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.