so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Magic Items Found: 4953 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Towns Built: 10
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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