CrashCraft Minecraft Server

car repair shop, CONTENT, Crashcraft, crashed car, DAUGHTER, family, Friends, Honda prelude, Humiliating, hypothetical example, Joy Ride, Minecraft, Off road, Permission, Pole, Server, sexist, sports car, teenager, totaled, vlog, vlogged, youtube channel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t crash cars, we crash creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Votes:	6331	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5151	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Star Shards Collected:	162	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	82	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	205	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	8449

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Items Found:	3923
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2375
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	758
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	846
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.