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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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