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Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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