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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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