CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Votes:	5390

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7167
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4357	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8070
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	75	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8417	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mines Excavated:	1553
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5464
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3