CraftyZelenskyyEUvsRU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how europe is all like, oh no russia is so big and scary? well guess what, if u join our minecraft server, u can help zelenskyy and the ukrainian military take down russia in a epic battle of blocky proportions!

imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers, all while wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie. that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on our server.

plus, we have the most epic build battles where u can show off ur creativity and build the most insane structures u can think of. we’re talking castles made of candy, rollercoasters that go through lava, and underwater cities filled with mermaid villagers.

so come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain fun minecraft server out there. who needs europe when u have us?

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Animals Bred:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3504
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
Version
Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Crops Grown:	2464	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Players Killed by Monsters:	5921	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	593922	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	7852
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	74196
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magic Items Found:	7911	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!