CraftyZelenskyyEUvsRU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Farms Harvested:	508
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	902	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how europe is all like, oh no russia is so big and scary? well guess what, if u join our minecraft server, u can help zelenskyy and the ukrainian military take down russia in a epic battle of blocky proportions!

imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers, all while wearing a rainbow unicorn onesie. that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on our server.

plus, we have the most epic build battles where u can show off ur creativity and build the most insane structures u can think of. we’re talking castles made of candy, rollercoasters that go through lava, and underwater cities filled with mermaid villagers.

so come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and just plain fun minecraft server out there. who needs europe when u have us?

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2679	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Villages Defended:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9274
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4443
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	159	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
Version
Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Crops Grown:	4933
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!