CraftyWordLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Farms Harvested:	762	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well do we have the server for u! come join us on the server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly! yes, u heard me right, flying pigs! not only that, but we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the talking sheep? yep, u can have a full-on conversation with a sheep that knows all the secrets of the server. and if u find the hidden portal, u can travel to a dimension where everything is made of candy! imagine building a house out of gummy bears and lollipops!

so come on down to our server and join the madness! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have infinite words and flying pigs?! join now and let the craziness begin!

TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

American, Canada, Canadians, Democracy, Economy, elections, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, leader, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, North America, Opinions, policies, Politics, prime minister, public opinion, reddit, smp, Social Issues, TrudeauFanatic, Voting

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol influences, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-induced emotions, alcohol-related behavior, binge drinking, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Drunk, Drunkenness, horny drunk, intoxicated behavior, mean drunk, party behavior, personality traits when drunk, sleepy drunk, social drinking, TipsyCraft, types of drunk

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

austrian, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Democracy, elections, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, Government, History, leadership, mandate, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, populist, power, Server, world war II

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mines Excavated:	1144
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Farms Harvested:	821	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mines Excavated:	3742
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Void Armor Forged:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, GOMI.KRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Play, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ores Mined:	599
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6812	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Emeralds Found:	6310	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Votes:	2291
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	New Chunks Explored:	189719
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	3343
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Potions Brewed:	123
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9592
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!