so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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