so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mines Excavated: 4851
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 258 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Potions Brewed: 77 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Potions Brewed: 146
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Animals Bred: 32 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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