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Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	841
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	6698

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	1254	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1