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Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1976	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	1920
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5987	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	79
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	7734
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Emeralds Found:	320
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	192
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	4397
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Items Found:	6521
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	92/100	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ores Mined:	1490
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6