so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4558

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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