Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!
But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?
So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!
