CraftyTrumpServer

arizona, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyTrumpServer, donald trump, Event, Glendale AZ, Live, Live Stream, Politics, president trump, Rally, realdonaldtrump, REPUBLICAN, rumble.com, Speech, trump, truth social, truthsocial, WATCH THREAD, x-com

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2120	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, President Trump himself is building a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies! That’s right, Trump is live right now in Glendale, AZ constructing the most beautiful and luxurious wall you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join our server and witness the magic unfold as Trump tweets about his epic building skills on TruthSocial and his personal website. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to play on the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall #TrumpTowerInMinecraft

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Star Shards Collected:	219	Emeralds Found:	6132
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	921
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9949	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8126	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7227	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Items Found:	4400	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Votes:	2015
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Runes Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!