CraftyTrumpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6317	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mines Excavated:	1003	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	778
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	6057	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchantments Applied:	164	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82