CraftyTrumpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Divine Spears Created:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3985	Void Gems Collected:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	162	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Star Shards Collected:	227
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mines Excavated:	4199	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Votes:	7176

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	152	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	299044
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5401
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	191
Magic Items Found:	3586	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	1940
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Love Letters Sent:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	93/500	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1545	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23