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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9513 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
