CraftyTradeWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Votes:	517
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	7291	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3394
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3