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SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Buildings Constructed:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1675
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	557	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	162

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5044	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	905	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2183	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3002	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Emeralds Found:	3488	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5943
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Players:	97/500	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7616	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5