CraftyTradeWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anihilate, Conspiracy Theory, Elites, femboys, Gay, gay sex, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, non-binary individuals, queer community, same sex tendencies, sex, sexual liberation, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, social engineering, societal norms, Tomboys

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	109	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything, like why femboys and tomboys are taking over the world. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to control our minds through gender confusion. Who knows, man? But one thing’s for sure, our server is where the truth lies. So come on in and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together. Or just build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it on our server. Peace out, my fellow truth-seekers!

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	3404	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Votes:	7213	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7993	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Farms Harvested:	913	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	990455	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Votes:	4832	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Votes:	8336
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	90
Dimension Hops:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	1852
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Players:	100/900	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Emeralds Found:	5263	Buildings Constructed:	16