CraftyTimeWasters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while avoiding creepers and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make even the most seasoned player drool with envy. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, challenging players to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, causing chaos and mayhem that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a sneaky Enderman might be lurking around the corner, ready to steal your precious diamonds.

Mystery Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Mystery, Quest

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	125	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Oh man, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server! You gotta join because it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the life of the dance floor.

You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute and battling giant spiders the next. It’s like a fever dream of blocks and mobs, but in a good way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the madness and see what happened to her…whatever that means!

StepMomSquad Minecraft Server

adjusting to new family, blended family, Communication Issues, coping with divorce, Cultural differences, dealing with parental divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, loyalty to parents, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parent’s new partner, parental betrayal, parental infidelity, resentment towards step mother, Server, step mother, step siblings, StepMomSquad

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a place to escape your family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Forget about your step mother drama and step into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven away from family tensions and awkward conversations.

Who needs therapy when you can join our server and unleash your creativity in a world of endless possibilities? Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your family situation.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the Virgs and step siblings in your life. Plus, we have cookies. (Okay, not really, but we do have virtual cookies, which are just as good, right?)

InLawCraft: Foodie Edition

burger, Controlling, delivery services, Edition, Fast, Food, foodie, Frustration, ground beef, Hunger, Hungry, in-laws, inconsiderate, InLawCraft, light eating, low-waste lifestyle, Ordering, overreacting, packaging, parmigiano, Pineapple, satiating, Soup

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your hunger needs? Look no further! Our server is all about satisfying your cravings for adventure and fun. Just like this player’s partner, we may not always understand your hunger for excitement, but we will always provide you with the best virtual meals to keep you satisfied.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while munching on virtual burgers. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of a hearty meal, even if it’s just in pixel form. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting something more than just a piece of parmigiano or pineapple.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Who knows, you might even find a virtual feast waiting for you at the end of a long mining session. Just remember, on our server, hunger is always the key to a good time!

WorldUniter Minecraft SMP

absolute power, authoritarian rule, dictator, first orders, global authority, global command, global control, global decree, global governance, global harmony, global supremacy, global unity, international law, Minecraft, smp, supreme ruler, united nations, world domination, world law, world leader, World Order, world peace, WorldUniter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8329	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers and zombies. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, because things are about to get wild. Let’s goooooo!

Blocktopia: “Keep calm and mine on!”

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2127	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Ores Mined:	574	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. Join us for an unforgettable experience filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bananas as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NasrallahsWarRoom Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

omg u guys gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz like, hezbollah leader nasrallah was totally killed in our war ops room! like, we were just mining for diamonds and suddenly this dude shows up and we had to take him out, it was crazy! join now for the most intense and unexpected gameplay ever, you never know who you might run into next! #minecraftmadness #nasrallahnonsense

MenorahMayhemCraft

anti-semitism, Chile, Chilean government, controversy, cultural intolerance, discrimination, hanukkiah, hate crime, Jewish community, Menorah, menorah controversy, menorah lighting, menorah vandalism, MenorahMayhemCraft, Politics, protest, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious symbols, Vandalism

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	7455
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, u know when u just tryna light ur menorah for hanukkah and then some chilean politicians come in and call it a symbol of death? like, what even is that, right? but don’t worry, on our server, u can light ur hanukkiah in peace without any crazy politicians trying to ruin ur vibe. plus, we have the most epic hanukkah decorations u have ever seen, like giant dreidels and menorahs made out of diamonds. join now for a lit hanukkah experience like no other!

NoSleep NoBurnout Server

balance, Burnout, ENERGY, exhaustion, FATIGUE, habits, health, Lifestyle, mental health, NoBurnout, nosleep, Optional, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routines, self-care, Server, Sleep, stress, wellness, work-life balance, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join dis epic server where sleep is banned and u can mine and craft all day and night without ever getting tired! we got creepers who tell jokes, skeletons who breakdance, and zombies who do the macarena! our diamond pickaxes are made of pure gold and our pigs can fly! come join us and experience the wildest, most sleep-deprived adventure of ur life! who needs sleep when u can have unlimited fun in our crazy minecraft world? come join us now and never worry about sleep again!

OpinionCraft – 9AM Testosterone Boost

12:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 9:00 AM, 9am, age differences, Behavior, Beliefs, Boost, correlation, hormone levels, Masculinity, Men, older participants, OpinionCraft, political beliefs, political opinions, Psychology, research, study, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Testosterone spikes, Younger Men

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Star Shards Collected:	285	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Potions Brewed:	163

come join our epic minecraft server where the testosterone spikes are off the charts, making your political opinions stronger than ever before! at 9:00 AM, you’ll be feeling like a political genius, ready to conquer the virtual world with your powerful hormones. we’ve got younger men with testosterone levels through the roof, ready to dominate the older players with their sheer hormonal strength. join now and experience the craziest testosterone-fueled minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ores Mined:	3450
Animals Bred:	90	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Farms Harvested:	710
Star Shards Collected:	77	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	272

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	3898	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	709
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!