CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

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HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelFateCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure that will change your life forever! One player decided to build a simple dirt house, but little did they know it would lead them to discovering a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Another player accidentally punched a pig, setting off a chain reaction that resulted in an epic battle against an army of angry farm animals. Don’t miss out on the chance to make history on our server – who knows what small decision could lead to a life-changing moment for you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2937	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	74	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	63	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.