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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7557 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 486 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you unleash this potion on unsuspecting players! And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds – all you have to do is find it!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case, maybe sit this one out).