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Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	186	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Votes:	7103	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	9952	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7571	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Potions Brewed:	183
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Emeralds Found:	4046	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Items Found:	6735	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2