Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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