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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5434 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?