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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2733 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 89 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3703 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?