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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9902 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8442 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?