Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Dragon Eggs Found: 1704 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY