CraftySisNoMartyrLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Farms Harvested:	233
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of virtual arguments and passive-aggressive behavior just like my sister and her husband!

Imagine logging on to find a virtual world where stay-at-home moms complain about their “hardships” while their husbands do all the work. You can witness firsthand the chaos of a messy house and empty fridge, all while the stay-at-home mom claims she “doesn’t have time” to do anything.

But wait, there’s more! You can even participate in heated arguments about who’s doing more around the house and who’s being unfair. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and jaw-dropping moments?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual argument that’s just as wild as the one between my sister and her husband. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3410	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3270	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	536
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Items Found:	8306	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	1296	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Towns Built:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crops Grown:	9657	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	996349	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	967	Dimension Hops:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4931	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	515
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	630

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	6780
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	4

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7634	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.