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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2379 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 357 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 108 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Yo, listen up! dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity, like seriously. We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, I ain’t even playin’.
Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.
So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.
