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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7599 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that shoots out rainbow beams of destruction!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you battle a horde of zombie chickens led by a skeleton in a top hat? Or ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!