CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	293	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Animals Bred:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8406	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Villages Defended:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Farms Harvested:	542
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	913
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5233
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mines Excavated:	4303
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4649	Crops Grown:	5305

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7376	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2