CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6684
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	5294
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	4380
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	3287
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1627	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	1931
Crops Grown:	9090	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3993	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Meteorites Collected:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Emeralds Found:	3926	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4761
Crops Grown:	4343	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3552	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8082	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	226
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4