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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 822
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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