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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Potions Brewed: 137
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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