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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Villages Defended: 16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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