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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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