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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Animals Bred: 55 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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