so, like, u know how google is all like “i’m the king of the internet, bow down to me”? well, guess what? a US judge just dropped the hammer and said “nah, bro, u can’t be hogging all the search engine glory, that’s illegal af”. so now google is shooketh and everyone is like “what now, bro?”. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our server is so lit that even google is jealous. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? ignore the legal drama and let’s have some fun!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Buildings Constructed: 36
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Potions Brewed: 26
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Dragons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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