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CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	New Chunks Explored:	69517
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyBrexitTrading

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so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Green Orgasm Glow

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come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Ores Mined:	8682	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CristLand

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Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	130

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

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Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

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The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Star Shards Collected:	157	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1991
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crops Grown:	1945	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PagingDisasterMC

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LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

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join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	1342	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Items Found:	6886
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5