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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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