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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Runes Activated: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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