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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Alien Abductions: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Runes Activated: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 23

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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