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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Zombie Dances: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1178

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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